This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games
Why don’t they do this anymore
I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team
when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct